MORE: [jeffulicny.com] [The Crapfactory] EXTERNAL: [del.icio.us] [flickr] [last.fm] [pandora] OTHER PEOPLE: [one at a time pet rescue]Tumblr (3.0; @confusion)http://confusion.tumblr.com/<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xQSk-_zh-0">Dick Towel</a>: <p>Dick Towel Infomercial. Funny, Functional, Sexual. Get yours today BRO!</p>http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/235693589http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/235693589Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:53:45 -0500<a href="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/zombie_how">How Everything Goes to Hell During a Zombie Apocalypse - The Oatmeal</a>http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/235135656http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/235135656Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:04:42 -0500<a href="http://www.woot.com/Blog/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=9867">That Blue Milk DOES Go Well With The Chicken!</a>: <p>From time to time, there are some things that we wonder about. Sometimes we make posts not knowing if they’ll be appreciated or hated. We keep looking back at the comments, trying to judge what…</p>http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/234692010http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/234692010Fri, 06 Nov 2009 01:07:56 -0500<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/boingboing/iBag/~3/TRoQ_xvhhns/steakhouse-or-gay-ba.html">Steakhouse or Gay Bar?</a>: <p><a href="http://www.steakhouseorgaybar.com/">Steakhouse or Gay Bar</a>: I could play this game for hours. <em>(via @<a href="http://twitter.com/ronjon">ronjon</a>)</em><br style="clear:both"/><br style="clear:both"/><a href="http://ads.pheedo.com/click.phdo?s=240db9d7a10045d17de7a62ab3e53088&p=1"><img alt="" style="border:0" border="0" src="http://ads.pheedo.com/img.phdo?s=240db9d7a10045d17de7a62ab3e53088&p=1"/></a> <img alt="" height="0" width="0" border="0" src="http://a.rfihub.com/eus.gif?eui=2226"/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/boingboing/iBag/~4/TRoQ_xvhhns" height="1" width="1"/></p>http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/234046236http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/234046236Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:01:07 -0500<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/boingboing/iBag/~3/tzSFa2ydsho/douchebag-solidarity.html">Douchebag solidarity movement</a>: <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8tqEBQjWRws&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b" allowscriptaccess="never" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed><br/><p>“We Are Douchebags.” </p> <blockquote>From Wikipedia: A reclaimed word is a word in a language that was at one time a pejorative but has been brought back into acceptable usage—usually starting within the…</blockquote>http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/232546061http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/232546061Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:36:28 -0500<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/a09y1/fresh_balls_the_solution_to_a_problem_10_out_of/">Fresh Balls: The solution to a problem 10 out of 10 men have</a>: <p>submitted by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/adampieniazek"> adampieniazek </a> to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/"> WTF</a> <br/><a href="https://www.freshballs.com/">[link]</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/a09y1/fresh_balls_the_solution_to_a_problem_10_out_of/">[49 comments]</a></p>http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/231409706http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/231409706Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:00:28 -0500<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/basicinst/~3/WoQvJ6HkTJk/">How to Make a Fortune in the Halloween Costume Industry</a>: <p><a href="http://www.basicinstructions.net/?p=1253"><img src="http://www.basicinstructions.net/comics/2009-11-01-costume-industry.gif" border="0" alt="Comic"/></a></p> <p> <map name="admap40278"><area href="http://www.projectwonderful.com/out_nojs.php?r=0&c=0&id=40278&type=1" shape="rect" coords="0,0,468,60" title="" alt=""></map></p> <table cellpadding="0" border="0" cellspacing="0" width="600" bgcolor="white"><tr><td 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href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/basicinst?a=WoQvJ6HkTJk:HrkjFiSCUHo:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/basicinst?i=WoQvJ6HkTJk:HrkjFiSCUHo:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"/></a> </div> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/basicinst/~4/WoQvJ6HkTJk" height="1" width="1"/>http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/230526676http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/230526676Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:11:56 -0500<a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b5e66d4b58/play-helen-and-hall-oates-off-keyboard-cat">Play Helen and Hall & Oates Off, Keyboard Cat from KeyboardCat - Video</a>http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/230080959http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/230080959Sun, 01 Nov 2009 16:38:45 -0500<a href="http://www.mtv.com/videos/fred-schneider/53957/monster.jhtml">Monster | Fred Schneider | Music Video | MTV</a>: <p>Watch the full length music video “Monster” from Fred Schneider for free on MTV.com.</p>http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/229933518http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/229933518Sun, 01 Nov 2009 13:34:56 -0500<a href="http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/39272">The Stories Behind 6 Famous Masks</a>: <p>Just in time for Halloween, here are a few behind-the-scenes tidbits about some famous masks (of both the scary and not-so-spooky variety).</p> <h4>1. Leatherface</h4> <p><img src="http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/leatherface.jpg" alt="leatherface" title="leatherface" width="200" height="278"/>Portions of the classic horror film…</p>http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/229039354http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/229039354Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:59:40 -0400<a href="http://www.metafilter.com/86265/Tron-15-Rise-of-the-Virals">Tron 1.5: Rise of the Virals</a>: <p>By now you’re surely aware of <em>Tron Legacy,</em> the sequel to 1982’s Tron. Tron Legacy will have a soundtrack by Daft Punk as counterpoint the score in the original composed by Wendy Carlos. But what of…</p>http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/228584072http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/228584072Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:45:56 -0400<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/boingboing/iBag/~3/zZ7gr2kncZs/weirdest-beatles-cov.html">Weirdest Beatles cover ever by creepy Hungarian ventrilo-choir</a>: <blockquote>Shared by Jeff <br/> Does anyone else have this nightmare?</blockquote> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JvrN4xHr32o&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&hd=1" allowscriptaccess="never" allowfullscreen="true" height="505" width="640" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed><p> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvrN4xHr32o&feature=player_embedded#">Worst and weirdest Beatles cover ever</a>. A choir of ventriloquistic monstrosity, from Hungary. Nabbed from <a href="http://www.robertpopper.com/2009/10/28/fellow-humans-i-present-robertpopper-com-2-0/">Robert Popper’s…</a></p>http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/226593913http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/226593913Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:01:21 -0400<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Diggfeedr/~3/hf_1NfZyJCg/7yd2M.jpg">Disney Princesses Deconstructed [PIC]</a>: <p>…<br/><br/><a href="http://digg.com/comics_animation/Disney_Princesses_Deconstructed_PIC">1593 Diggs</a> and <a href="http://digg.com/comics_animation/Disney_Princesses_Deconstructed_PIC">308 Comments</a> in <a href="http://digg.com/comics_animation">Comics & Animation</a> - Submitted by <a href="http://digg.com/users/LtGenPanda">LtGenPanda</a> - <a href="http://www.duggback.com/comics_animation/Disney_Princesses_Deconstructed_PIC">Mirror</a><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Diggfeedr/~4/hf_1NfZyJCg" height="1" width="1"/></p>http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/226140307http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/226140307Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:17:38 -0400<a href="http://www.neatorama.com/2009/10/28/pulp-fiction-audio-remix/">Pulp Fiction Audio Remix</a>: <p><p style="text-align:left">Here’s a nicely done audio remix using sound elements from the movie, <em>Pulp Fiction</em>.  It incorporates beats using sounds like soap being slapped into the hands of Jules and Vincent, the smoke…</p></p>http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/226140306http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/226140306Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:17:37 -0400<a href="http://www.neatorama.com/2009/10/24/comic-stripsci-fi-mashups/">Comic Strip/Sci-Fi Mashups</a>: <center> <img alt="" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3009/4040615613_b81bcf99b5_o.jpg" width="500" height="326"/><br/>Image: Ryan Dunlavey</center> <p>Artist Ryan Dunlavey has created several comic strips mixing science fiction franchises with classic comics, such as the above mashup of <em>Family Circus</em> with <em>The…</em></p>http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/222953881http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/222953881Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:22:01 -0400<a href="http://www.wpxi.com/slideshow/entertainment/21271886/detail.html">Slideshow: Zombies Take Over Monroeville Mall</a>: <p>Hundreds of people dressed as zombies for the 4th Annual Zombie Fest and Walk at Monroeville Mall on Oct. 11. Slideshow</p>http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/211763152http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/211763152Tue, 13 Oct 2009 02:29:34 -0400<a href="http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/gizmodo/full/~3/BhaytUhNlgI/drop-the-knife-the-tauntaun-sleeping-bag-is-now-real">Drop The Knife, The Tauntaun Sleeping Bag Is Now Real [Star Wars]</a>: <p><a rel="lytebox" href="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2009/10/sleepingbag2.jpg"><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2009/10/500x_sleepingbag2.jpg" width="500"/></a>Thanks to <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5197145/april-fools-star-wars-tauntaun-sleeping-bag-may-become-an-actual-product">Lucasfilm’s nod of approval</a>, ThinkGeek’s got a treat for every Jedi’s snuggly-wuggly-cuddly-just-ten-more-minutes-please-mom side. I wanna throw a sleepover to have an excuse to…</p>http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/208933033http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/208933033Fri, 09 Oct 2009 23:11:29 -0400<a href="http://www.metafilter.com/85706/Michael-J-Fox-has-no-Elvis-in-him">Michael J. Fox has no Elvis in him</a>: <p>To promote his new CD <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B002QEOA9U/metafilter-20">Whiskey Rebellion</a> one <a href="http://www.mojonixon.com/home.html">Mojo Nixon</a> is giving away pretty much his entire catalog for free <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000QKA298/metafilter-20">on Amazon.</a> Get it while the gettin’s good, since this celebration of all music Mojo…</p>http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/208742543http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/208742543Fri, 09 Oct 2009 18:33:36 -0400<a href="http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2009/10/my-favorite-memo-ever.html">The Daily Dish | By Andrew Sullivan</a>: <p>Best Memo, EVER!</p>http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/206926269http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/206926269Wed, 07 Oct 2009 16:11:01 -0400<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Diggfeedr/~3/Ua12VWCMTnw/st_coffee">What's Really Inside Your Cup of Coffee?</a>: <p>WIRED digs deep and investigates just what is inside a cup of coffee…<br/><br/><a href="http://digg.com/food_drink/What_s_Really_Inside_Your_Cup_of_Coffee">557 Diggs</a> and <a href="http://digg.com/food_drink/What_s_Really_Inside_Your_Cup_of_Coffee">70 Comments</a> in <a href="http://digg.com/food_drink">Food & Drink</a> - Submitted by <a href="http://digg.com/users/moredown">moredown</a> - <a href="http://www.duggback.com/food_drink/What_s_Really_Inside_Your_Cup_of_Coffee">Mirror</a><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Diggfeedr/~4/Ua12VWCMTnw" height="1" width="1"/></p>http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/206052083http://confusion.tumblr.com/post/206052083Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:19:09 -0400